Please don’t stand so close to me (I’m talking to you people who have somehow missed the ‘social distancing’ memo for being out and about in the world):

This PSA brought to you by The Police.

Don’t Stand So Close To Me by The Police

Young teacher the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be

Inside her there’s no room
This girl’s an open page
Book marking she’s so close now
This girl is half his age

Don’t stand so close to me

Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes it’s not so easy
To be the teacher’s pet

Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she’s waiting
His car is warm and dry

Don’t stand so close to me

Loose talk in the classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staffroom
The accusations fly

It’s no use
He sees her
He starts to shake he starts to cough
Just like the old man in
That famous book by Nabakov

Don’t stand so close to me